An Interview
Bink is interviewing Boo.
Bink: What do you think of when you see a fluffy white bun?
Boo: Marshmallow cream.
Bink: If the only thing you had left to eat was your pet goldfish, would you eat it?
Boo: Yes and no. No, because I would tell him first. And yes, because he would say yes, I could eat him.
Bink: Steak or mac and cheese?
Boo: Steak.
Bink: Would you rather live in Montana and only have one pair of shoes, or live in San Francisco just like you do today?
Boo: That is a tough decision. But I would choose San Francisco because I don’t want to have one pair of shoes.
Bink: I’m really stuffed and I need to wash my face. What should I do?
Boo: Wash your face with peanut butter.
Something Sad
Caramel the bunny died a long time ago. We forgot to mention it.
See you on the other side, Caramel.
P.S. There will be another issue of Sprinkle and Chocolate the cupcakes. See ya.
Anonymous asked: Do cooked carrots still make your head wiggle?
A little. I just cooked up a batch the other night with cinnamon. They were delicious but I had to hold back the head wigglin. It’s in there. Deep.
The story of the stinky cupcake, by Boo.
One day a cupcake went for a walk and got lost.
Nobody could find him, so he rotted in the sun and started to smell like an old sock or a grandma toot.
So, he took a bath. And fell apart.
The end.
BREAKING NEWS
Boo found a bunny in Montana. His name is Caramel and is currently eating a carrot in the chicken coop.
According to Boo, he feels right at home.
